1. Christmas in November - Dear taste.com.au, what makes you think I want to start cooking Christmas food on the 2nd of November. 2nd of December maybe...
2. Funeral insurance ads - No one likes talking about dying, let alone watching an ad with black and white framed testimonials and lists of how much funeral stuff costs. Funerals are expensive, we get it.
3. Dodgy detox diet ads - no one believes you can lose weight in a healthy way by the power of lemons. People are gullible, but not that gullible.
4. Facebook suggestions - if I haven't added someone as a friend, stop suggesting I do so. Also, stop telling me to reconnect with my brother - we live in the same house! Also, not so keen on the idea of Facebook suggesting I poke my boss, just saying...
5. Cereal getting stuck to the side of your bowl - If you eat breakfast at work, you'll know what I mean - that stuff won't budge without an hour of soaking the bowl.
6. People who go through tunnels at 50 kph - It's a tunnel, not a big scary monster. You can go 80 kph. You will not die. I bet you drive slowly when grey clouds loom overhead... I know your type.
7. Crowds - People suck. Especially when they congregate and don't move.
8. Pedestrian crossings on roundabouts - Dear City of Fremantle, want to know how to kill pedestrians? Put pedestrian crossings on roundabouts but don't have great visibility all the way around. Normally I have much love for roundabouts but Freo, you have killed that love.
9. Prefacing statements with 'Can I just say...' or 'Let me just say this...' - It's a cliche. When you use a cliche too many times you become a cliche.
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