because bandwagons are sooooo good!

«I love jessp.»
«jessp makes dreams come true.»
«jessp, love it or leave it.»
«Way to go, jessp!»
«Be alive with jessp.»
«jessp, the real thing.»
«jessp makes your day.»
«Just jessp.»
«jessp, you've got it!»
«Where's jessp?»
«See the world with jessp.»

All these and more courtesy of Sloganizer.net - where you chuck in your name or whatever and a slogan magically appears. Who'd have thought? Basically it feels like someone paying you compliments approximately every 2.5 seconds.

And here's one for all those crazy deutschophones or whatever you call german speaking people...

«jessp wäscht nicht nur sauber, sondern rein.»