look mum (or significant other)! no eyebrows!

I am a tomboy. I'm unashamed of the fact that quite frankly I don't give a shit about short short skirts, low low cuts and the colour of my hair. So makeup is an only when I really need to kind of thing and removing hair from around my eyes - well you really have to twist my arm or whisper sexily in my ear to get me to do that! Why? Can't be bothered, always in the back of my mind but never makes it to the front. I don't know. I was happily oblivious to how hideous they looked.

That was until I made one fatal error. If you want your eyebrows kept in pristine tomboyish state, never EVER tell your boyfriend that there's a little patch of hair between his eyes that should be removed. It will inevitably result in an 'Oh yeah? Well you need to wax your eyebrows really, really badly!'.

So friends, wellwishers, people who have the privilege/horror or coming across this blog, I present to you my newly groomed eyebrows, complete with tan lines if you look closely enough (please don't). Drumroll please...



Is that better?! It was painful... or maybe that was just because Days of Our Lives was on in the background.