death to memes!

Another email meme thing that has been going around the traps for the past few months is the whole 'put a cross next to what you've done' thing. So for your voyeristic pleasure, I present you the list of things I have done/experienced:

been in love - yes, ain't love grand?
been dumped - yes, ain't love not grand?
had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - high school's full of stuff like that
lied to a friend - hasn't everyone?
skipped school - not at Winthrop Baptist Penitentiary... ooops! I mean College. But Canning College, yes.
been on a plane - i have the socks to prove it
thrown up in a bar - fond memories of Paddington Ale House, definitely
eaten Sushi - not a fan though.
been moshing at a concert - picture it: Rock It November 2003, The Living End, Prisoner of Society. Brilliant.
been in an abusive relationship - only emotionally.
taken painkillers - have i taken painkillers?!
love someone right now - abso-freakin'-lutely! If there was a stronger word to describe how i'm feeling right now, I'd use it.
laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - mmm.
had a tea party - many moons ago, have the pics and everything!
flown a kite - once again many moons ago
built a sand castle - regularly.
gone puddle jumping - there's a memorable incident of yr 9, a basketball court, massive puddles, Kat, grey stockings and a teacher who yelled at us.
played dress up - you obviously haven't seen my wardrobe.
cheated while playing a game - doesn't everyone cheat in Monopoly. I wanted to cheat in Scrabble and use french words last night.
been lonely - not anymore though
watched the sun set - i love living in Perth, we get to see the sun set over the water
touched a snake - zoos are cool for that
been tickled - story of my life.
been robbed - Charles de Gaulle airport has nasty pickpockets. You have been warned
been misunderstood - once again story of my life
pet a reindeer/goat - goat, not reindeer
won a contest - somewhere along the line
had detention -twice in fact
been in a car accident - i was twelve. i got a bruise.
had deja vu - this meme is giving me deja vu.
danced in the moonlight - sunday night in the winthrop bappo courtyard to be exact.
been obsessed with post-it notes - i have ever-so many in my perfect diary
squished barefoot through the mud - mmm... squishy
been lost - only in the northern hemisphere
been to the opposite side of the country - unlike some people...
swam in the ocean -pfft! hasn't everyone?
cried yourself to sleep - not recently
sung karaoke - tee hee
paid for a meal with only coins - always!
done something you told yourself you wouldn't - I won't eat another Shoko-Bon really... I promise!
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose - yes
caught a snowflake on your tongue - in Basel, waiting for the bus.
kissed in the rain - yes, it's a favourite pastime.
written a letter to Santa Claus - many times
watched the sun set with someone you care about - that's why perth rocks!
blown bubbles - bubbles are cool
have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people - try 4 and a half months!
gone rollerskating/blading - skating disconcerts me
had a wish come true - yeah, he's coming over soon.
worn pearls - pearls are pretty
had a dream that you married someone - yes, somewhere in the deep recesses of my sub-conscious
worn the opposite sexes clothes - it's not hard or shocking.
screamed at the top of your lungs - Eagles games will do that to you
stayed up all night - tee hee, i remember the last time that happened.
climbed a tree - there was a tree and my grandparents' place that we always used to climb
worn a really ugly outfit to school - have you seen the Winthrop Bappo uniform?
been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - haven't you?
been told you're hot by a complete stranger - yes, albeit a drunk guy at the Premier Hotel going 'Oh 'ello!' as Adam and I walked out. Funny times.
broken a bone -yes my wrist. i fell off my bed.
been easily amused - i'm in a constant state of easily amused.
caught a fish then ate it - Whiting at Preston six years ago. Yummo
laughed so hard you cried - not an unusual occurrance
mooned/flashed someone - tee hee.
had someone moon/flash you - tee hee.
forgotten someone's name - I'm getting senile in my old age
slept naked - ok, you probably didn't need that mental image. Perth summers are hot.