There are some things that belong in Western Australia:
1. A hatred for extended trading hours
2. A disdain for daylight saving
3. Jess
4. Spearmint milkshakes
One of these things has been missing from WA for quite some time now. Yes, Jess has spent the past year or so patting (and subsequently killing) giraffes, parking her car strangely and complaining about the cold weather in Central West NSW.
RePerthriation is kind of like the word 'repatriation'. Except Jess isn't a refugee, she's just on the wrong side of the country.
It's time to bring Jess back to the southern suburbs of Perth where she belongs.
We're asking you to lobby your boss to give her a job. Beg your housemates and your landlord to add her to your lease. And make room in your heart for the safe return of Jess to Western Australia.
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