dear father christmas

I've been a good girl this year. If you were trying to decide which side of the list you should put me on, may I suggest you err on the side of 'nice'? You don't need to check that twice.

Because of said good behaviour this year, may I have the following things?:

1. That copywriting job at t'internet company.
2. A house in Perth complete with nice housemates.
3. A book deal to write the epic tale.
4. Funding to research the epic tale overseas.
5. Photoshop Elements
6. Beer at Little Creatures and late night coffee at Greens.
7. Seasons 3 through 7 of The West Wing.
8. Red wine and good conversations with close friends.
9. A rogue spot of mistletoe (I suppose you can substitute mistletoe with wattle)
10. An afternoon sea breeze with a maximum of 29.
11. Cheap petrol
12. Weekend adventures
13. Replacement pet cacti
14. Rewarded passion

And Father Christmas, you'll notice that I've left the Magna-Doodle off the list. My housemate's already getting that for me.

I hope you won't mind if I don't sit on your lap because that's ever-so slightly seedy.

Merry Christmas,

Jess