Saturday, October 25, 2008

dear 2008,

Please, please, please just fuck off.

You've been nothing but trouble since the moment you arrived and I have the sneaking suspiscion you'll have more of the same right until the bitter end.

I know it's only the end of October but please hurry up, don't drag your feet and for goodness sake, don't come back. Ever.

When the clock strikes midnight on the 1st of January 2009, I will be partying harder than ever before just to see the back of you.

And yes 2008, I recognise you are not an animate object but a mere abstract way of indexing life. If you were an animate object I would have stabbed you in the face long ago.

Honestly 2008, for the sake of everyone's mental health just go away.

3 comments:

skribe said...

signed,

QANTAS

=)

jessp said...

Yep, good to know someone's having a worse time than me. Better yet, they're a corporation!

Ms Mac said...

Oh dear, your very own annus horribilis. Take comfort from that fact that even the Royals feel the same some time.

:-)