perf is so boring

Yes, in the words of Rose Porteous and immortalised onto a T-shirt that briefly sold in mid-2004 - "Perf is so boring".

At least it is on a sunny Monday arvo when everyone else is either working or on prac (read: working for nada, suckers!).

Boredom makes me wanna stab myself in the face with a blunt object. The blunt object alleviates the boredom longer than a sharp object.

So I'm sitting on the couch, waiting for lunch to cook, listening to my colleagues in Dubbo wash their car for $3. It's riveting listening to people describe the fun of wielding a foaming brush on a hatchback. Just in case you don't believe me, it's truly riveting.

Here's the thing, I don't think it's Perth that is making me bored, more the fact that it's Monday.

Monday is not fun-friendly until 8pm when Australian Story comes on. Bring on Belinda Neal trying (in vain) to resurrect her image.