things i've learnt in the last few days

1. Ridiculously overpriced coffee becomes reasonably priced coffee if you work at Myer and buy a Gloria Jean's branded thermos.
2. There's a reason why I don't buy lunch at the café at work. They forget to put vital ingredients in sandwiches. Like chicken.
3. On the list entitled "Things that should never be grated", index finger come in at #1. I wish I hadn't learnt that the hard way.
4. If you grate your finger and yell "Mother Trucker!" your dad will come armed with Savlon and bandaids just like when you were five years old.
5. The most underrated TV station is ABC2. As opposed to the normal ABC, I watched promos for shows and said, "I want to watch that!" Any station that shows re-runs of Race Around the World has my respect.