So we've established that Adam isn't alt, despite Mr/Ms Anonymous' accusations. Maybe they just thought he was alt by association. So I give to you:
The Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Probably Alternative
1. I listen to JJJ.
2. I go to the 'hippie uni'. And I like it.
3. I have a vinyl record of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass Band on my wall. Do you even know who Herb Alpert is?
4. I scorn those who have entered Metroplois nightclub.
5. I sometimes make my own clothes.
6. I like Bjork. I also like Jeff Buckley. I like them both for more than just 'It's Oh So Quiet' and 'Hallelujah'
7. I'm a girl and I drink beer.
8. I like going to the cinema by myself.
9. Because I didn't get to ten reasons and I don't care.
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I love Jeff Buckley and can remember lying in bed the morning that triple j spoke to a cop in America who was looking for his body.
But I can't bear Bjork.
Am I semi-alternative?
nah, stell. you're alt all the way! and hey, even if you're not, you're honorary alt!
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