Sunday, April 02, 2006

everything you wanted to know but were to afraid to ask...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessamy!

  1. Jessamy was declared extinct in 1902.
  2. Banging your head against Jessamy uses 150 calories an hour.
  3. During severe windstorms, Jessamy may sway several feet to either side.
  4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Jessamy!
  5. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Jessamy and compline!
  6. If you cut Jessamy in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  7. The Jessamy-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jessamy-fights take place there every day.
  8. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Jessamy.
  9. Jessamy cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  10. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Jessamy has 7.
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1 comment:

slightlysatan said...

I want to see a Jessamy-fight!