Well, my interweb was broken last night, and i was gonna scan a handwritten post but now i'm at uni on a break, I thought I'd transcribe the latest edition of JessPress:
*Jess' Biggest Loser addiction just keeps getting more and more gripping. Jess along with most other BL viewers thinks that Ruth should stop whining and grow some self esteem.
*Attention all Baby Shower Slaves: be at my place at 1.15 on Sunday arvo and I'll drop you off at my aunty's place, unless you want to drive there yourself, in which case, email me!
*News just in (well, not really anymore) - uni is stressul. With a print news story due on Friday and a rough edit of her radio story due on Monday, Jess will not be having a good week. She is quoted as saying, 'Argh!'
*Jess and Avril now have redder, shinier, lusher, smellier hair thanks to having henna on their heads for three hours straight. Photos will come later.
*During the last story, Jess got interrupted by a random kareoke call kinda like a booty call, but with none of the shaggingness. What am I trying to say? It's when someone calls you out of the blue late at night (much like a booty call) and they say, "Come to a kareoke bar" rather than, "Hey baby *insert smutty talk here*". Admit it, you'd drop everything and go to a kareoke bar too!
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