no shit sherlock.

Dear Sherlock Charney (if that is your real name),

I would like to take the chance to respond to your email - Re: Prarmcy News, dated Sunday the 5th March 2006.

First of all, it's Pharmacy, not Prarmcy. But I guess that because you're a pharmacy person, not an English graduate, I'll let it slip this time.

Secondly, I don't have a penis. I don't need Cialis, nor do I need Viagra, even if they are going for $1.21 and $3.33 a pop. If you really knew me or cared about me in the way you assume to know me by sending an email to my personal address, you would in fact, know this vital piece of information. You would also know that I am happy enough not to need Valium at $3.75.

Lastly, you don't need to yell at me as it insinuated by writing the entire email in upper case. Yelling at me via email is not going to convince of my need for Cialis or Viagra anymore than yelling at an eskimo will convince them that they need some ice in their bourbon and coke.

Now dear Sherlock, I hope you will take heed of my constructive criticism and utilise them in any future correspondence.

Ta ta,
jessp.