lacking jesspiration

I have many things to say, but not the inspiration of pumping out an awesome Walkley-worthy post. So here's today's headlines:

Today in JessPress

*At work today, I was serving a woman who had preordered an XBox 360. She wasn't looking very well, and asked where the toilet was. She looked so crap at that point in time that I just pointed in the direction of the staff toilet. Turns out she didn't quite made it to the toilet. So I waited for her to come back. The next thing I know, a staff member runs past and yells at me, 'Call an ambulance!'. So I did. Turns out, the girl unfainted and was sitting up, drinking some water, and we didn't need the ambulance, we weren't meant to call an ambulance - it 'wasn't procedure'. The best bit? I got off scot free! The girl who told me to call the ambulance is going to get 'notified of the procedure'. And the woman still got her bloody XBox 360.

*If you can't beat them, join them! I'm becoming a ranga on Monday. Avril bought too much red henna and she needed someone to use it all up. She also got a super duper hair straightener. So guess who'll be having straighter, redder, sexier hair?

*Adam bought me a little chocolate Lindt Easter bunny yesterday. It's got a red ribbon and a bell on it too. "A Bunny for his bunny," he said. I would gobble it all up but it's so pretty and cute. A first for Jess - not wanting to eat chocolate based on its prettiness!

*Essay or Poker? The eternal question. Should Jess work on a 1000 word essay that's due on Wednesday or go and play poker with the boys? Jess would like to stress that this is Kosher Poker - no removal of clothing here.

*In groundbreaking news, Jess had coffee with 'the in-laws' minus Adam. It went well. She can't complain. 'We're all getting along very well now,'

*And finally in sport, Jess' work-induced man muscles just keep getting bigger. Who needs to do weights when you carry printers and dvd players all day?