The past two days, I've eaten healthy food. I think this is a personal record.
It's all happened because I've had funny pains in my tummy. I went to the doctor, she pressed my gall bladder, I said, 'Ow!' She said, 'Go downstairs, give them your blood and your urine and see me on Friday.'
So yesterday I saw her. Liver - fine. White blood cells - normal. Thyroid - excellent. Haemoglobin - good. Blood pressure - good.
They still don't know what's wrong with me so I got the 'Humans are only meant to eat fruit, vegetables and protein - no grains and no dairy' talk. I love bread and I love coffee, so that grains and dairy thing wouldn't quite work. But now I've been eating salad and nectarines and nice sandwiches.
Continuing my good behaviour today, I bought a banana to eat with lunch.
It wouldn't open.
I think it's trying to tell me to eat some fries or something...
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