things said whilst on my belgian beer adventure

* If I had a band, I'd call it The Dave Stephens Experience.
* Adam, you know, David Beckham and male models have nothing on you. I know that cos I had to look at them all day.
* I've always wanted to sing Play That Funky Music at the train station.
* Hey! It's Good Sammy's! Remember that time on the crazy night, before me and Adam were going out and I asked you to give me a hug and you wouldn't so he did instead?
* Hey! It's the Art Gallery! Remember that time before me and Adam were going out...?
* Laney, you're not going to have to wear a dress that makes you look like a cake at my wedding, cos I don't wanna wear a dress like that either.
* That's not a very convenient convenience store if it's not open right now.