There are some things in life that even I'm not game enough to blog about.
Today was filled with those things.
All I have to say is that you older women make it out to be such a big deal when really it's not - it's all for your own good.
I expect no male reader of my blog to have a clue about what I just ranted about.
And to those women who are smiling, nodding and trying to hide their confusion... oh well.
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I'm not even gonna try to hide my confusion.
But, I haff vays of making you talk....
ladies, go home an ask your mother which medical procedure they loathe, nay fear every one or two years. and no, it's not the one which results in squished cleavage!
Jess is too young for squished cleavage. When Kylie was diagnosed they had a deluge of under 40s women (like Kylie) that wanted to be tested. I remember them telling people on the news that unless you were over 40 then the test was next to useless as there are too many natural fatty deposits in the breast.
And please, Jess, some of us who are testosterone-enriched knew exactly what you were talking about. We even have our own version. It's called The Finger.
I refer to that procedure as The Duck-Lips.
It might be necessary but, by god, they've not done anything to improve the experience.
Just as a matter of interest, what would you suggest, presuming the level of technology and procedure remains the same, would improve the experience?
well, they could warm the bloody duck lips for a start.
secondly, there are already products available which are less invasive and more comfortable.
http://patient.cancerconsultants.com/cervical_cancer_news.aspx?id=17382
i just haven't seen one yet.
gosh, who'd have thought that a post that was trying to skirt around the topic of pap smears would have such a big response. this is kind of odd.
as for warming the duck lips... they're plastic so more often than not they're just sitting around at room temperature.
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