
Wednesday. 10.30am. Reading blogs avec Blend 43. Listening to the kind-of-but-not-really dulcet tones of Avril snoring in the room next door.
I remind myself of very stark reality that all Rangas snore. It's true. Really, it's true. Even if they change their hair colour in an attempt to deny their ranganess or as a crazy anti-snoring intiative, they still snore.
Everytime I hear someone snore, I just want to get right up close to their ear and then yell, 'SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE!!! IT'S SO EASY AND WAY MORE COMFORTABLE!!!!'
I don't snore. I'm a brunette who sleeps on her side.
Other than that, rangas are cool. *insert frantic backpedalling here*
I wish the Health Department ran ads on tv which said: 'Sleep on your side, save your hide.'
Or else they could take a slightly socialist tack: 'For the greater good of the nation, sleep on your side!'
They could have Steve Liebman telling us what to do when someone is snoring, 'Be alert, not alarmed... but setting an alarm off in their ear is ok.'
Yeah, ok. I'm done here.
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