due to popular demand...

"What is chartreuse?" I hear all you eager beavers ask.
Well, it's this...



but I may have had this one:



What's it made of?
Well apparently only three monks in the French Alps know that one. But it's kind of like KFC in that there's 130 secret plants and flowers. And depending on which form of chartreuse you have, there's a 55-71% alchohol content.

So what happened?
Some wise guy said, 'Hey Jess, you've gotta try this - I've made all of my friends try it and I reckon it's great!'

So I drank it and my upchuck reflex immediately came into effect. I was annoyed. I didn't get to finish my crazy Chinese beer.

It really wasn't pretty from there. It burnt!